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Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Suika Ibuki » 30 Jul 2011 22:11

Out of random irc randomness, I had taken up the task of making a Touhou version of Mulan's "I'll make a man out of you" training song. Try your best to sing along~

Story: Help at the SDM is low, so Sakuya has been entrusted with grabbing a few random and not-so-random fairies and training them to be Scarlet Devil maids.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhICDbRKz-E[/video]

[Sakuya]
Let's get down to business
As we serve as maids
Cook and clean with beauty
While we don't get paid.

You're the lowest bunch I've ever met
Not even good for danmaku

Fairies, I'll
make a maid
out of you.

When serving our mistress
You must not be late
Failures not an option
When she owns your fate

I will use my knives to end your lives
So don't mess up or you'll be through

Fairies, I'll
make a maid
out of you!

<Lily White> We keep working all night and day x.x
<Star Sapphire> I just wanna sleep like Meiling >.<
<Luna Child> Patchy always likes to pop us like balloons ~.~

<Sunny Milk> OH DEAR GOD! Flandre wants to play!!! DX
<Daiyousei> Serving here is never ending u.u;
<Cirno> Sakuya is always padding her-*pichuu~n*

(We are maids)
We must be swift as a flying tengu
(We are maids)
With super armor during typhoon
(We are maids)
With all the strength of a raging oni
Mysterious as the red side of the moon

[Sakuya]
Time is not a problem
At least not for me
Death at every corner
For a cup of tea

You all cry and whine just like a ⑨
It was impossible to do

How could I
make a maid
out of you?

(We are maids)
We must be swift as a flying tengu
(We are maids)
With super armor during typhoon
(We are maids)
With all the strength of a raging oni
Mysterious as the red side of the moon

(We are maids)
We must be swift as a flying tengu
(We are maids)
With super armor during typhoon
(We are maids)
With all the strength of a raging oni
Mysterious as the red side of the moon
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Re: We are Maids!

Postby Rin Satsuki » 30 Jul 2011 23:43

I want to see this sung and animated so badly.
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Up on the Moon

Postby Tewi Inaba » 31 Jul 2011 00:12

ORE NO TURN!

Story: Reisen is entranced by the charms of Planet Earth and wants to get down there. Toyohime and Yorihime tries to convince her that the moon is so much better... with a song.

(No lyrics in the vid, sorry)

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdkuVEH1FDc[/video]

TOYOHIME:
The gravity's always higher
in somebody else's earth
You dream about going down there
Even though there's none of worth

YORIHIME:
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the moon craters
An autocracy that loves you
With Hourais as dictators!

BOTH:
Up on the moon
Up on the moon
There's nothing to fear
With no atmosphere
Take it from me
Down on the world they are impure
Wallowing on filth and manure
While we are all Sues
Rabbits with no use
'cept sex appeal

TOYOHIME:
Up here all rabbits is happy
With all their business suits
The rabbits on earth ain't happy
They sleep between bamboo shoots

YORIHIME:
But rabbits with shoots is lucky
An even worse fate is due!
When the earthlings get hungry

REISEN II (BASS):
Guess who they'll eat for stew

TOYOHIME AND YORIHIME:
Up on the moon
Up on the moon
Each of the moonbitch
Will only eat peach
Excessively!
The vegetarians on Gaea
Are either Hitler or the PETA
We are just rabbit
Ruled by Princess NEET
Up on the moon (Up on the moon)
Up on the moon (Up on the moon)
We're all godmodders
So though you're fodders
Take it easy (ee-ee-ee-ee)
Healthcare budget is up the roof
The immortals are just some proof
Hourai Elixir
Too bad we're dicks here
You are exiled

TOYOHIME AND YORIHIME:
Eirin plays violin
Princess plays the bass
The hares play the brass
And they soundin' boss

YORIHIME:
We don't really have anyone else, do we.

TOYOHIME:
Nope. And the first two were exiled, so they're not really here.

BOTH:
...

TOYOHIME:
(Hums along through this section)

BOTH:
Up on the moon
Up on the moon
We're in a doujin
That is genuine
Plotted by ZUN
What do they got? A lot of sand
Our gods are over nine thousand
Each little hare here
Know how to share here
Up on the moon
Each little fan here
Are wave motion gun here
Up on the moon
Each little step here
Is giant leap here
'Swhy Scrooge and Wheatley
All want to get here
Holy shit spoiler
Snape killed Dumble-durr
UP ON THE MOOOOON
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Re: We are Maids!

Postby Rumia » 06 Aug 2011 06:14

Official "Remake Songs into Touhou Thread" right here.
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Re: We are Maids!

Postby Koakuma » 06 Aug 2011 06:47

Rin Satsuki wrote:I want to see this sung and animated so badly.


I could, within reason, sing this. Animation? NOT A CHANCE!
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Spirits and Youkai

Postby Rumia » 06 Aug 2011 07:10

I'm such a bad person. I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!
EDIT: Edited with more acid trip visuals, since this is an acid trippy song.


[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc[/video]

Story: Reimu had a very bad day. Her extermination powers are nil at the moment, and she's gotten beaten by every boss from stage 1 to stage 6. Maybe some sleep would clear her mind.....

...Or not...

(Reimu is floating around in space)

UNKNOWN VOICE:
Spirits and Youkai.... Spirits and Youkai....
They steal money.... Beware.... Beware!

(Suddenly, four familiar shaped heads arrive and spin around Reimu with a warning)

HEADS OF MARISA, SAKUYA, SANAE, AND PC-98 REIMU:
They're dead, they live, on grounds in skies!
They're Night Sparrows, they're Fireflies!
They're Tigers, Rats, OarFish and Cats!
They're Ravens, Crows, Catfish, Fishcats!

Beware Beware, there's a Poltergeist right there.

(Reimu runs into Rumia, who grows bigger before engulfing the scene in darkness)

The Spirits and the Youkai, they sometimes, just won't die
Especially when there's bullets in your face
- face - face - face!

(Tons of Kedamas flood the screen, mouths agape)

They come in tens and twenties,
Invading, the countries
before your eyes they'll eat the human race!
- race - race - race!

(A giant fairy transforms rapidly before turning into a donation box)

The Umbrellas are scary, so better be wary
Because the Fairies always resurrect
- rect - rect - rect!

(The Three Fairies then pop out of the donation box, with all the money)

If money is what you covet you'll find they don't have it!
They'll all storm in and leave your Shrine a wreck!

(Each of the mentioned characters show up one by one)

There's Kappas, Tengu, Kistune!
The Oni, they'll steal all your sake!
The Yama will judge you, your present and past!
The Hakutaku will CAVE YOUR ASS!

Beware Beware, there's a Ghost standing right there!

(musical interlude) (Cue the Prismrivers playing music on their body parts, Remi and Flan dancing in a pile of donations and a bunch of Nue-In-The-Boxes)

(Flying Hot Air Balloons all shaped like Yuyuko)

The Inabas are lucky, but your luck is sucky
That Con-Rabbit is right up in your face
- face - face - face!

And everything you covet, she'll steal it, and love it!
But Parsee's jealous of you anyway!

(And Reimu falls to the ground with a Karakasa)

They're living dolls on flower mounds,
They live in buckets underground!
The Gaps are near, the Hag is here!
She's quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ....
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Tewi Inaba » 07 Aug 2011 00:58

The songs as sung by Minokuu:

We are maids:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgUcfeNjYsTXjBz6U

Up on the moon:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAYN7Yp3MElPu9FqG

As I listen to these pieces of awesome, manly tears of joy and pride flow down my cheek like the Yellow River in a particularly rainy season.
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Suwako Moriya » 07 Aug 2011 01:15

We Are Maids! is officially on my list of awesome things. Not so much the others since I have not seen the original songs enough to know the rhythm and tempo. I can sing the normal Make a Man Out of You by heart though.
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Immortal

Postby Rumia » 07 Aug 2011 04:39

The other one I made was really short, so here's another short one to compensate.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gealFoQyzJ8[/video]

Story: Marisa's back from stealing some of the SDM's priceless treasures. But returning home and reviewing all she's taken over the years makes her wonder.... What's the point?

MARISA:
Look what I took
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you say that my life is complete?
They always call me the girl
The girl who steals everything?
Look at this house
Treasures untold
This knife from Sakuya that's made out of gold?
Wading in this stuff you think
Wow, what a conniving rat.
I've got charms and ofudas from Reimu
Even taken Komachi's big scythe
You want Magic Grimoires?
They're Alice's
But who cares
What I have
If I die?

I wanna live for eternity
I wanna be there when the world's ending
Though I'm not willing to - eat anyone's liver
But - Still

Human lifespans, they don't go too far
All that I've done would be rendered pointless
Maybe I should drink that - Hourai Elixir?...
....Nah. (Eirin wouldn't give me it anyway)

I'd never die, never get sick
Even though Mokou's an old Hermit
I'd still be free - wish I could be
An Immortal

What would I give if I could keep all that I've hoarded
What would I pay to spend my days always eighteen
Bet Lunarians understand
That NEET just plays her electronics (All day, y'know?)
It's just not fair, I want my share
Why's that not me?

I'm ready to learn all there is to know
Takin' some Grimoires and Spells from Patchy
I'd be all powerful - and I'd never
Die

Keep all my stuff
Healthy and strong, Finally be a true Magician
No more suffering
Wish I could be
An Immortal
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Toyosatomimi no Miko » 12 Sep 2011 00:08

(This vid has no lyrics, but it's the highest quality I can find. There should be a vid with some lyrics if you search for it, though.)

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCY9sJzTHtY[/video]

Life is like a shikaisen, here in, Tao-burg
Hitbox, lasers, miko-planes, it's a, Tao-whirl
Might solve a mystery, or eat some history

Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Everyday in Senkai makin' Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Ye Olde English, Futo spoke in thou-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

When it seems they're going for, the e-ter, nal life
Religious conflicts have caused, in-ter, nal strife
Kill all your colleagues, with some politics

Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Everyday in Senkai makin' Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Ye Olde English, Futo spoke in thou-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

B-b-buddhists, they want your doom,
There are temples, up on your tomb!
What to do? Just grab on to some
Tao-tales!

(Instrumental)

Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Everyday in Senkai makin' Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Ye Olde English, Futo spoke in thou-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

B-b-buddhists, they want your doom,
There are temples, up on your tomb!
What to do? Just grab on to some

Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Everyday in Senkai makin' Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Genderbent, historic guys, just how-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

Everyday in Senkai makin' Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
Tojiko's here, where's your Mima now-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

Not Shinto-tales or Buddhist-tales, no
Tao-tales! (Ooo-ooo-ooo!)

(Ooo-ooo-ooo!)
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Shizuha Aki » 30 Sep 2011 20:59

Tewi Inaba wrote:We are maids:
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgUcfeNjYsTXjBz6U

The link doesn't work. Sadface.
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Yoshika Miyako » 02 Feb 2012 22:58

Why do I keep doing this to myself? orz

Anywho, yes, I made another one, using Aladdin's Prince Ali. This one is a bit tougher to since in tune with, but try your best!

Story: The Moriya Shrine has made it's way into Gensokyo, and both Suwako and Kanako are doing their best to promote their precious miko within the Human Village (even if some of their methods are a bit questionable...)

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA[/video]

[Random Village People]
Make waaaaaay
for Sanaeeeeeee
Say heeeeeeey
it's Sanaeeeeeee

[Kanako]
Hey, clear the way in Gensokyo
Hey you! White and blue! She's the new miko
Oh come be the first at the shrine to give your faith

Make way
She's intense
Lose all common sense
Cause you're gonna love this girl!

Sa-na-e!
Brighter then day!
She's a wind priestess

Talk and stare
She has green hair
Prepare to obey

Her miracles are the best
She also has a nice chest
Touch them and your head will be torn off for display

[Suwako]
Sa-na-e!
Pet her and say
she is a good girl

Her armpits
you must admit
beat Hakurei

Sadistic to all youkai
She gets all hot when they cry
Kiss all common sense goodbye!
Oh Sanae!

[Random Village Folk]
She's got seventy-five pairs of panties
Bras and kneesocks she's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic type outfits
So much sex-appeal
She'll seal the deal
All the sin sacks will shout hooray!

[Kanako]
Sa-na-e!
Some say she's prey
for that girl Reimu

[Suwako]
Oh pu-lease
She'll have that girl
down on her knees

[Kanako]
Kogasa better beware
Because she's in for a scare
She'll grovel, cry, and despair
from Sanae

[Random Village Folk]
She's in ninety-five thousand H-doujin
(Dancing Sin Sacks: She's got hot pictures! Let's see hot pictures!)
And the internet has them for free
(Anons: Just download them! We are pirates!)
She's got servants that are masochistic
(Tenshi: Come please step on me!)
A main character, love playing her
She will have her own game someday! Sanae! Sanae!

[Suwako]
Sa-na-e!
You better pray
To her shrine goddess

Her large onibashira
will turn you gay

And that, good people is why
You should kiss that Reimu goodbye

[Everyone]
With sixty danmaku patterns galore (With her)
j.2a you should definately use more (With her)
Sexy Ka~nako
Loli Su~wako
They are all here to stay!

Make waaaay!
For Saaaa-naaaa-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Tewi Inaba » 03 Feb 2012 08:04

I AM WELL AWARE THAT SKYRIM IS NOT DISNEY. THIS IS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ECONOMY OF SPACE.

Setting:
You should have been awake. He's already here.
The fan doujins have told of his return.
His defeat was merely a dream.
But the time after Hisoutensoku is crafted,
When the daughters of China would fill their own affirmative action slots.
But everyone is pissed drunk.
Too drunk to think that it exists.
And when the truth finally dawns,
It dawns in CATFISH.

But, there is one it fears.
In the fandom she is known as CHUUGOKU.
DRAGONBORN!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7oUk9WizNc[/video]

WOOH, HAAH, WATAAH*! x8

HONG MEIRIN, HONG MEIRIN
TODAY SHE'S SLEEPING IN
INTRUDERS, INVADERS, SHE IS HERE TO FUCK ALL
IN YOUR FIRST NORMAL RUN
STAGE THREE IS JUST NOT FUN
HONG MEIRIN, HER NAME IS, NOT CHUUGOKU, Y'ALL

"KII-ICK, PUU-UNCH, CHOP AND BLOO-OCK, I LIKE HE-ER,"
"PAT-CHA-PPAA-A THE RA-A-PPEE-ER, IT IS A-ALL, IN THE-E-E, MIIIIIND!"

(Dun-du-du-du-dunn) WATAHH!
(Dun-du-du-du-dunn) JAOOOO!

The Chinese in Windows,
Her own stage's mid-boss,
With, more rainbows than gay pride parade!

Beloved by fanon,
Yet her name is unknown,
She is always knifed by the Head Maid!

Oh shit Taisui Xingjun
Just where is your god now,
When a Giant Catfish wants you dead!

No one is, breaking through,
Kurenai, Misuzu,
The powers of communists are true!
Sakuya-san Sakuya-san room, cleaning stop!

HONG MEIRIN, HONG MEIRIN
TODAY SHE'S SLEEPING IN
INTRUDERS, INVADERS, SHE IS HERE TO FUCK ALL
IN YOUR FIRST NORMAL RUN
STAGE THREE IS JUST NOT FUN
HONG MEIRIN, HER NAME IS, NOT CHUUGOKU, Y'ALL

DAH-DOO-DAH-DOO-DAH, WATAHH
DOO-DAH-DOO-DAH-DOO-DAH, JAOOOO

(Ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo!)

*All WOOH and WATAHH are voiced in the manner of Bruce Lee.
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Sunny Milk » 03 Feb 2012 17:55

I DO NOT SUGGEST LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE PICTURE BELOW FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME!



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Enjoy 'Where My Taoists At' and 'Miko Sanae' along with my pants-wetting, lust-inducing voice.

http://www.mediafire.com/?0baphl288dudlr2
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Re: Disney Songs: Touhou Edition

Postby Yuugi Hoshiguma » 03 Feb 2012 21:12

I'll just... I'll just leave this here.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkbOGaJqJmg[/video]

One graze ahead of the youkai,
One dodge ahead of the shots!
I steal, special books that can't be bought (and that's most of 'em!)

One stream ahead of the spell card,
That's all I can afford.
Risky, but it means I'm never bored!

"Sneakthief!" "Dumb brute!" "Burglar!" "Uncute!"
Aw, you know you love me...!
"DON'T STOP SHOOTING 'TIL SHE'S BLOODY!"
That's the way it is, guess it can't be helped
Gotta grab my Hakkero!
"Oh? Hey, it's that Marisa black-white book thief!
Ruined my trick to go out in the day!"
"Her rudeness is simply beyond belief."
Gotta read to cast, gotta steal to read,
Tell you all about it when I'm old and gray!

One graze ahead of the kami,
One swoop away from the dolls,
At least I'm not evading yin-yang balls!
One graze ahead of the vampires,
One bomb to stop the knives,
I'm really starting to run out of lives!

"Bandit!" "Tacky!" "Uncouth!" "FIGHT ME!"
That third one is not true...!
"GIVE ME BACK MY PRECIOUS THING, YOU!"
Gotta read to cast, gotta steal to read,
Otherwise I'd be youkai!
"DIE!"

One graze ahead of the half-ghost,
("Tacky!")
One gap ahead of the blaze!
("Dumb brute!")
One duel, it can't be that hard
("Burglar!")
She's tough, but I've got spell cards
("Uncute!")
Here goes, didn't even faze her,
Shoulda used a laser,
Now I really gotta GRAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaze!
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