Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

A place for members to show their creative side.
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Have any Touhou inspired fan art or fanfiction? Do you like to play with graphics in image editing software? Do you make music? If you do anything creative at all, this is the place to put it. Knock yourself out!

Lyrics Massacre: Fujoshi's Paradise

Postby Tewi Inaba » 13 Apr 2012 18:35

WARNING: PROBABLY NSFW THEMES AND IMPLICATIONS

Fujoshi's Paradise

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G4isv_Fylg[/video]

When she was just a shoujo
She loved za warudo
But the plot is just kinda clean
So she ran away with porn flicks
and dreamed of
Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

When she was just a shoujo
She loved za warudo
But the plot is just kinda clean
And the pairings bore her to tears
Fandom goes, it's serious business
The OTP's not so nice
Every girl sucks, overall
In the con, the doujin-con, she waits and sighs
In the con, the doujin-con, she goes and buys

And reads 'bout
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
She reads on
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh

lalalalalalalalalalala
And so it's the best experience by far
She'd say "Oh, ohohohoh, is he asking, "Yaranaika?""

It's the best
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
It's the best
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh
It's the best
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Pair of, pair of, pair of guys
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh oh
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Lyrics Massacre: Return From Makai

Postby Tewi Inaba » 15 Apr 2012 03:39

Return From Makai (American Pie)

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U[/video]

A long, long time ago
When there's no Gensokyo
A shrine maiden stepped in with her ball
And it all felt like Arkanoid
Though there were bullets to avoid
And from the top of the screen they would fall

But from the next game the genre changed
To Bullet Hell, which is just as deranged
The gameplay's quite a hurdle
Reimu got a turtle
And Mima returned with a plot
She also brought a tiny tot
An apprentice with hair red-hot
But then her hair was dyed

Oh why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

Did you fight in Wonderland,
Enjoyed Dim. Dream and Lotus Land,
With their characters in store?
Ah, do you know who was Yumemi
And on the next game, Miss Kazami
Who seemed to love way too much blood and gore?

Well, I know that the fifth game was big
'Cause from four characters we could pick
The miko or the witch,
Oh, the ghost or the psychotic bitch
We met Shinki who was kinda nice
And then we faced little Alice twice,
And until now I still hear cries
Because Reimu's hair's dyed.

I started singin'
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin, "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

Now Reimu flies, Genjii's in the pond,
She's a brunette, Marisa's a blond,
But that's not how it used to be.
Here's the vampire with her elegant maid,
Yumeko with pads and shorter blade,
In the game that's first for the PC,

Oh, and when we went to Netherworld,
The maid stopped time with her World,
And for the sake of spring,
She helped us with her thing,
After Yuyu and Youmu were done,
Though what she can't cut's almost none,
Well, Alice's back, and we're still stunned,
After Reimu's hair's dyed.

We were singing,
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

The reporter in Double Spoiler,
The ice fairy and Tasofro's fighter,
The games with their decimals.
He had way too many wives,
Who replaced the good ol' maid with knives,
While the spirit's own future's abysmal.

But the night-time then was extended
The epic got us distracted.
We've four two-people teams,
Oh, it's the game from our dreams!
And the next game up was Flower View,
Where we had Yuuka returned too,
And so we hoped our wish came true,
Although Reimu's hair's dyed.

We started singing,
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

Oh, and there we were all in a new arc,
Where Kirisame lost her Spark,
With no one 'round to reappear.
There we met Kanako, who was quite a dick
And Sanae who's around to stick
Though she'd just get crazier from here.

Oh, and we all went to underground,
With our good friends though just in sound.
Satori and her sister,
And the nuclear disaster.
And when we returned to Makai,
Hoping that Shinki'd greet us by,
There was just Byaku by the sky,
And her hair was half-dyed.

She was singing,
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

We're up to thirteen in the series,
With so many hopeful theories,
Hoping that Mima would come back.
But in the end we caught the gist,
That this game's just about some Taoists,
And the bosses were evil as all heck.

And in the boards, the fans all raged,
H-doujins drawn, and fanfics paged.
Some new memes were spoken
ZUN was all a-jokin'
But maybe all hope isn't lost,
Though Tojiko is a wrong ghost,
We'd just need to wait a year at most.
After Reimu's hair's dyed.

And they were singing,
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai."
"They will return from Makai."

They were singing,
Why, why, do you no longer fly
Always hear it 'bout the spirit
But it's always a lie
For every year, we'd give ZUN just one more try
Sayin', "They will return from Makai!"
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Tewi Inaba » 15 Apr 2012 22:38

I want to say that I'm trying to sound as perverted as possible, but that's really just at the beginning.
From then on, it's more or less my innate lack of moral character.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0axv2un8bYg

TOUHOUMON

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6WB82qEtKs[/video]

I wanna catch the little girls
And stuff them in a ball
My friends said it's kinda creepy
But I said screw them all

So what if it's a doujin game
It's still kinda fun
I guess I'm just a Touhou fan
When all is said and done

TOUHOUMON
They're all loli
These clothes are way too frilly
TOUHOUMON
Oh, thank my good luck
This shit doesn't cost a buck
TOUHOUMON
Like a pedophile
The next patch is still a while

You graze me and I'll graze you
TOUHOUMON
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Refreshing thread that's in the Poosh
Waiting for updates
I don't care if I'm a douche
I'll eff-five and won't wait

My life is just not the same
without lolis and spellcards
It's much better than the real games
No sir, you're the retard

TOUHOUMON
They're all loli
These clothes are way too frilly
TOUHOUMON
Oh, thank my good luck
This shit doesn't cost a buck
TOUHOUMON
Like a pedophile
The next patch is still a while

You graze me and I'll graze you
TOUHOUMON
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

My timing suuuucks

Yeah

TOUHOUMON
They're all loli
These clothes are way too frilly
TOUHOUMON
Oh, thank my good luck
This shit doesn't cost a buck
TOUHOUMON
Like a pedophile
The next patch is still a while

You graze me and I'll graze you
TOUHOUMON
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
TOUHOUMON!
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Kurumi » 16 Apr 2012 08:42

Return from Makai = MASSIVE NOSTALGIA WAVE A++++
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Tewi Inaba » 16 Apr 2012 22:14

Glad you like it! :D

A revised version of Touhoumon karaoke! Now with 100% more initial pervert voice and fake Elvis Presley.
My parents will be so proud.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jozU4RJQjq

Also, fake snort laugh is fake.
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Tewi Inaba » 02 May 2012 06:14

BURNT IT TO THINE GROUND (MONONOBE INQUISITION)

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ[/video]

I hath walketh down ye citie wayse
And forsooth; a monk approacheth and handeth me the newest healthe potione
"Thou shalt run most faste; jump most highe."
Hark! I shalt not let thee poisone me!

I BURNT IT TO THINE GROUND

Thou must thinke that I jeste
I shan't take part in thine heresy
Hark! Dispose thine filth upon another sirrah's visage

I walketh to the most beauteous sausage stall
Thither gentleman spake: "Verily, thou hast cameth here often!"
"Thou needst not pay for yet another."
I sayeth, "Hark! What dost I appear unto thee - an unfortunate serf?!"

I TAKETH IT, AND BURNT IT TO THINE GROUND

I needst not thine tribute!
I hast growne moste olde!
Prithee!
Thou shan't purchase me sausage sirrah!

Upon the peasante faire with my supposeth allie
Her Grace handeth me a letter and sayeth that it was milady
Hark! Hither was not Her Majesty;
For it was instead a quilled parchment

I BURNT IT TO THINE GROUND

Dost thou thinketh little of my mental facultie?
I shan't take part in thine heresy!
Her Majesty is not a quilled parchment!
Verily!

A vagrant handeth me a beaker of spirits on a celebratione
What dost thou want of me with such; drinketh it?

Long live the Imperial Majestie to thine ground!
Forsooth, for I burneth the entire cellar of spirits as well!
A moste warm welcome to the courte of Asuka, thou brood of snakes!

There are verily innumerable objects to be burneth downe;
As hither, and hither, and thither, and verily hither as well
I hast growne moste OLDE!

The Buddhiste heretics attempteth to converte me
GROUND!
There is none who dost not fear thine statue, heretics!

Thus the heretics arose;
And it was revealed unto me that they possesseth an abilitie to the extent of causing lightning
And they violateth mine orifice
I hath fallen upon the grounde

The heretic didst not cease
And raineth thunderstorm upon my orifice again, and again
There hath been wailing and gnashing of teeth;
Mine orifice was enflamed most intensely

Thus, the message of hither tale:
Thou shan't consort with the heresies!
Hark!
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Doodling after too much Europa Universalis

Postby Tewi Inaba » 04 Jun 2012 18:36

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lalala
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Yuyuko Saigyouji » 04 Jun 2012 21:22

Your handwriting is awesome.
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I keep grinning as I draw this

Postby Tewi Inaba » 09 Jun 2012 23:50

Thanks! I write pretty slow, though.

And now, for the MTG players out there! That's not the full image, so please right click and select View Image or something like that! I can't draw hands!

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July 4th Edition

Postby Tewi Inaba » 17 Jun 2012 06:10

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Not as good as I want it to be but whatever
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Story of Pyotr Rabbit

Postby Tewi Inaba » 23 Aug 2012 00:42

Warning: Racism for the sake of parody and whatnot. Inspired by Peter Rabbit Tank Killer and Soviet Creepypastas.

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One time in Soviet Russia were four Rabbits, names were Flopskovich, Mopskovich, Cottyanov, and Pyotr. Lived with old babushka Mother in state apartment like good workers, near oil refinery in Rostov.

"Beloved comrades," old babushka Rabbit says. "Good workers work at collectives or factories to make Mother Russia strong, good workers don't go to greedy western capitalist McGregor for money. Father went for profit, now traitor to state and sent to cold Siberia for labor."

"Work hard for glorious Motherland. I go to farm."

Old babushka Rabbit good Russian, had permit and worked hard in collective although only woman. Everyone needs work hard to make Mother Russia strong. Flopskovich, Mopskovich, Cottyanov also good little comrades, went to assembly plant to build powerful T-34 to overthrow capitalist fascist scums from glorious workers' paradise.

But Pyotr coward like red-faced Americans, Pyotr ran to capitalist McGregor for dirty western money! Spend wealth for weak American liquor and machines until seen by KGB official.

KGB official came for inspection, but Pyotr tried running like Jew on pogrom. Loses state-issued shoes on village roadside, is why superior highway need to be developed according to Stalin's five year plan.

Along way also fleeced by dirty gypsies and cheated out of state-issued coat, good coat made by diligent workers of the state. Now having to go through bitter Russian winter with no clothes and no vodka.

Pyotr then in debt because of tricks by greedy capitalists, now out of money. Is shamed by having to rely on Czechs and Estonians to survive and hide.

Finally reach home, babushka Rabbit saw Pyotr naked and worried for disloyalty, calls KGB like all good Soviets. Traitorous Pyotr executed for wasting recources of state.

Flopskovich, Mopskovich, Cottyanov all became Hero of Soviet Union and drank crates of vodka.

Such is life in Mother Russia.
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Patchouli Knowledge » 23 Aug 2012 15:26

And I read this all in Heavy Weapons Guy's voice. XD
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Re: Earth Bunny's Arts and Crafts Corner

Postby Alice Margatroid » 23 Aug 2012 18:15

Personally I read it in the voice of that guy who sings that song about the history of the Soviet Union set to the music from Tetris.
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Forgive me

Postby Tewi Inaba » 18 Sep 2012 01:32

Painting by Jan Griffier I
Uneasily cheerful Futo by Fuantei
Logo by Wolff Olins

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad22 ... cscopy.png
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For the L5R players

Postby Mononobe no Futo » 07 Oct 2012 08:56

http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad22 ... oflbot.jpg

Maybe I'll change the lyrics too one day
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