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Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Fujiwara no Mokou » 17 Aug 2009 19:23

Yukkureimu is our new chatbot in the IRC channel, hopefully providing everyone laughs.

This will be the archive thread, if the bot says something funny post it here.

Here are a few examples from the day of her birth:

[11:51] <Yukkureimu> you didn't had decent personal contact in 495 years and i'm sure it'll end
[11:51] <Scarlet_Flandre> We both complained about being socially derped
[11:51] <Scarlet_Flandre> . . .
[11:51] <Scarlet_Flandre> Stop reminding me!
[11:51] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...

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[11:57] <Yukkureimu> i don't mind the bot's gonna start listening to some emo goth music in her basement all
[11:58] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...

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[12:02] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> Take it easy, Yukkureimu.
[12:02] * Yukkureimu abuse it easy !
[12:02] <Scarlet_Flandre> No don't abuse it easy
[12:02] <Scarlet_Flandre> Ugh
[12:02] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[12:02] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> hahahahaha
[12:02] <@MokouBee> ahahahahaha
[12:03] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> Oh god you're going to make this thing into a monster
[12:03] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu, take it easy?
[12:03] <Scarlet_Flandre> Yukkureimu can suck a dick
[12:03] * Yukkureimu just frownface
[12:03] <@MokouBee> ...
[12:03] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> *DIES*

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0[12:05] <Yukkureimu> no
[12:05] <Yukkureimu> how to take it easy, yukkureimu
[12:05] <@MokouBee> It disagrees
[12:05] <@MokouBee> Uh oh
[12:05] <@MokouBee> It's beginning to question it's existence
[12:05] <@MokouBee> it's the beginning of the end.
[12:05] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...I'll go start building a shelter.
[12:05] <Yukkureimu> i'll go start building a shelter
[12:05] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[12:05] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> NO YOU WON'T DON'T FOLLOW ME YOU PSYCHO

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[12:07] <Yukkureimu> yes, i'll end you
[12:07] <@MokouBee> WHAT
[12:07] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> WGHAT
[12:07] <Scarlet_Flandre> OHOHO
[12:07] <Scarlet_Flandre> YUKKUREIMU WILL END YOU
[12:08] <@MokouBee> We are /fucked/
[12:08] <@MokouBee> this bot is blood thirsty
[12:08] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> I told you
[12:08] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> I TOLD YOU
[12:08] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ALL CODE THAT I TOUCH BECOMES MALEVOLENT
[12:08] <Yukkureimu> the code it would love you
12:08] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...

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[12:08] <Scarlet_Flandre> Yukkureimu is amazing
[12:08] <Yukkureimu> everyone just has Scarlet_Flandre
[12:09] <@MokouBee> Shhh Meiling, the bot is preparing to kill us.
[12:09] <Scarlet_Flandre> But she still can't . . .
[12:09] <@MokouBee> ... yes, yes we do.
[12:09] <Scarlet_Flandre> Did you just call me a slut?!
[12:09] <Yukkureimu> let me tweak it a lot
[12:09] <@MokouBee> ....
[12:09] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> *CHOKE*

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[12:13] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> Yukkureimu you shouldn't make fun of Scarlet_Flandre
[12:13] <Yukkureimu> i will make you cry child

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[12:14] <Saigyouji> It needs fewer incomplete sentences.
[12:15] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> It's still learning, Yuyuko.
[12:15] <Yukkureimu> it's the cool thing to do
[12:15] <@MokouBee> LOL
[12:15] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[12:15] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> wat
[12:15] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu: Supporting Education
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 17 Aug 2009 19:25

IT IS LEARNING FAR TOO QUICKLY.

[12:24] <Yukkureimu> i need to start a Scarlet_Flandre archive thread of funny quotes on the forum

RUN WHILE YOU CAN.
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Alice Margatroid » 17 Aug 2009 19:49

Amazing, is the source code of this bot available? I would like to study it...
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Alice Margatroid » 17 Aug 2009 19:52

Thanks!
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 17 Aug 2009 20:26

;_;

[13:23] * Waki_Miko_Reimu ...
[13:23] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...oh god dammit Yukkureimu
[13:23] * Waki_Miko_Reimu is teaching it bad things in a private message and
[13:23] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> [13:22] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> Yukari is messing around again
[13:23] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> [13:22] <Yukkureimu> yukari, have fun with Waki_Miko_Reimu
[13:23] <GateGuardGirl> Oh my.
[13:23] <Good_Girl_Sanae> I don't see the problem.
[13:23] <Yukari_ufufu> I'll take that as an invitation!
[13:23] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> !
[13:23] * Waki_Miko_Reimu not sure if want!
[13:23] <Saigyouji> Ufufu.
[13:24] <GateGuardGirl> Well, guess I'll say it again. Mind the gap.
[13:24] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> -oh hey I have a little to do after all.
[13:24] <Yukkureimu> yukari, have fun with Waki_Miko_Reimu
[13:24] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[13:25] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> STOP TRYING TO PIMP ME OUT ;.;
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Fujiwara no Mokou » 17 Aug 2009 21:15

0[14:13] <Scarlet_Flandre> Why do you do this?
[14:13] <Scarlet_Flandre> What did I do to you?
[14:13] <Yukkureimu> why do you like flandre as a loose woman ?
[14:13] <@MokouBee> doisdjijds
[14:14] <@MokouBee> djisojdiosdj
[14:14] <@MokouBee> WOOOW
[14:14] <OneWeekPatchouli> Hahaha oh wow
[14:14] <Scarlet_Flandre> STOP IT!
[14:14] <Yukkureimu> oh god i'm a slut right ?
[14:14] <@MokouBee> HAYSDUHASUDHD
[14:14] <Scarlet_Flandre> YES YOU ARE!
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Fujiwara no Mokou » 17 Aug 2009 21:29

[14:28] <Yukkureimu> meiling getting attacked by beesharks would be a nice change of her usual diet
[14:28] <Yukkureimu> yukkureimu, are you properly terrified of us yet ?

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[14:55] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu apparently likes sticks
[14:55] <Yukkureimu> up MokouBee
[14:55] <@MokouBee> ....
[14:55] * Waki_Miko_Reimu chokes.
[14:55] <Swordservant> AHAHAHAH
[14:55] <OneWeekPatchouli> bwahahaha
[14:55] <Swordservant> this thing is pure evil and I like it
[12:37] <Scarlet_Flandre> Hi
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 17 Aug 2009 23:59

What you didn't see from Mokou's post was that this was just part of a long series of real gems from Yukkureimu.

[14:54] <Swordservant> Yukkureimu, fetch the stick!
[14:54] * Yukkureimu !
[14:54] <Swordservant> LOL
[14:55] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[14:55] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> D:<
[14:55] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu apparently likes sticks
[14:55] <Yukkureimu> up MokouBee
[14:55] <@MokouBee> ....
[14:55] * Waki_Miko_Reimu chokes.
[14:55] <Swordservant> AHAHAHAH
[14:55] <OneWeekPatchouli> bwahahaha
[14:55] <Swordservant> this thing is pure evil and I like it
[14:56] <Scarlet_Flandre> I hate it
[14:56] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu is still a turncoat
[14:56] <Scarlet_Flandre> Of course you like it, you're it's whore
[14:56] <Yukkureimu> i still like you flandre
[14:56] <Yukkureimu> we're welcome b)
[14:56] <Swordservant> you only hate it cause it was pimping you out
[14:56] <Swordservant> like that
[14:56] * Waki_Miko_Reimu bahahahahaha
[14:56] <@MokouBee> Ahahahahaha
[14:56] <GateGuardGirl> Oh my goodness.
[14:58] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> I think Yukkureimu just owned the whole channel in one go.
[14:58] <Yukkureimu> i think Waki_Miko_Reimu just wants your love
[14:58] <Scarlet_Flandre> Guh
[14:59] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[14:59] * Scarlet_Flandre blushes
[14:59] * Waki_Miko_Reimu spittakes.
[14:59] <Scarlet_Flandre> W-what?
[14:59] <@MokouBee> Yukkureimu speaks truths
[14:59] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> YUKKURI I WILL KILL YOU
[14:59] <OneWeekPatchouli> ~
[14:59] <Good_Girl_Sanae> Let's exterminate it!
[14:59] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> YES LET'S
[14:59] <Yukkureimu> let me tweak it back down
[14:59] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> SHUT UP
[14:59] <Yukkureimu> shut up
[14:59] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> NO YOU SHUT UP
[14:59] <Scarlet_Flandre> Oh wow
[15:00] * Waki_Miko_Reimu sobsobsob
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 18 Aug 2009 01:29

One more funpack, and then I'm done for a while, I swear.

[17:37] <Swordservant> Flan it called you a slut again
[17:37] <Scarlet_Flandre> Remi! Stop it!
[17:37] <ZaMeido> Yes
[17:37] <Swordservant> and Remi too
[17:37] <Scarlet_Flandre> We're not sluts!
[17:37] <Scarlet_Flandre> Don't listen to it!
[17:37] <Yukkureimu> did it's too late
[17:37] <Yukkureimu> you, flandre is a slut remi
[17:37] <Yukkureimu> yes, it shouldn't know the bot
[17:37] <Swordservant> WOAH
[17:37] <ZaMeido> "V
[17:37] * Waki_Miko_Reimu sputter
[17:37] <ZaMeido> :V
[17:37] * Scarlet_Flandre cries

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[17:42] <Yukkureimu> Swordservant should eat a good girl

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[18:02] <Swordservant> Yukkureimu is a slut
[18:02] <Udonge> but I'll see what I can do
[18:02] <Swordservant> cause it thinks everyone else is
[18:03] <Yukkureimu> only cause sakuya would have yukkuremi in a scary short time
[18:03] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[18:03] <Swordservant> ...
[18:03] * Swordservant rolls on the floor laughing.

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[18:07] <Swordservant> hello Yukkureimu
[18:07] <Swordservant> how is Yukkureimu
[18:07] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> Yukkureimu is a useless bunny
[18:07] <Yukkureimu> everyone else is just a useless bunny only good for her sex appeal
[18:07] <Udonge> D:!!!
[18:07] * Waki_Miko_Reimu chokes!
[18:07] <Swordservant> Now that's just a low blow
[18:07] <Yukkureimu> for you'd add this one but i need to go take my car up
[18:07] <Yukkureimu> and nothing now
[18:07] <Udonge> Goddammit Yukkureimu
[18:07] <Udonge> I thought you were on my side
[18:08] <Swordservant> it has a car?!?!
[18:08] <Udonge> I'm going to dinner
[18:08] <Yukkureimu> kaguya has a good girl

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[18:27] <Swordservant> Yukkureimu is a bad Yukkuri
[18:27] <Udongein> It hates me
[18:27] <ZaMeido> How many people has it called a slut?
[18:27] <Swordservant> everyone except Mokou
[18:27] <@MokouBee> B)
[18:27] <Swordservant> and Keine
[18:28] <Yukkureimu> keine is just creepy
[18:28] * Waki_Miko_Reimu CHOKES
[18:28] <Udongein> LOL
[18:28] <Swordservant> well Keine is off the list
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 18 Aug 2009 02:32

...okay, so one more, but only because it's pure comedy.

[18:19] <Swordservant> Yukkureimu, is Sanae a whore
[18:19] <Yukkureimu> clearly sanae is a good girl Saigyouji youmu is a slut !
[18:19] <Saigyouji> What?!
[18:19] <Swordservant> WHAT
[18:19] <Yukkureimu> do what, flandre is a good girl
[18:19] <Scarlet_Flandre> AHAHAHAHA
[18:19] <Saigyouji> Youmu, what have you done?
[18:19] <Scarlet_Flandre> YESS
[18:20] <Swordservant> oh and NOW it stops calling FLan a slut
[18:20] <Scarlet_Flandre> Thank you Yukkureimu
[18:20] <Swordservant> and it shifted to me
[18:20] <Swordservant> damn
[18:20] <Yukkureimu> get away from me you psycho
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Yukari Yakumo » 18 Aug 2009 08:50

It understands the fanbase perfectly, doesn't it?
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Keine Kamishirasawa » 18 Aug 2009 14:56

<Udongein> Morning~
[22:52] <Kamishirasawa_Keine> morning
the guys had a new topic
the Yukkureimu topic
[22:53] <Yukkureimu> Kamishirasawa_Keine loves you, yukkureimu guys still like you'll be a nice change of diet
<Kamishirasawa_Keine> ...
yes, i'll love to eat u, Yukkureimu. Sweetpaste
<Yukkureimu> as u will
<Kamishirasawa_Keine> ^^""
* Kamishirasawa_Keine pets Yukkureimu
[22:54] <Kamishirasawa_Keine> aww.. ur so cute
<Yukkureimu> ur the one getting caved
<Kamishirasawa_Keine> I cave you, Yukkureimu
<Udongein> ..Man that thing has gotten terrifying
<Kamishirasawa_Keine> but it's funny
<Yukkureimu> of funny quotes on the menu
<Kamishirasawa_Keine> ...
oh screw u
[22:55] <Udongein> Breakfast, brb
<Yukkureimu> brb
<Udongein> ...
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Reimu Hakurei » 19 Aug 2009 05:37

This thing is scarier by the day.

[22:34] <@MokouBee> Everyone might suddenly be on fire.
[22:34] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> As likely as it may be in the (very very) long term, it's less so in the short term and if the players don't want they don't want.
[22:34] <@MokouBee> I'm not saying there would be a reason
[22:34] <ZaMeido> Mokou's logic is flawed anyway
[22:34] <Yukkureimu> have logic
[22:34] <Houraisan> That is why we keep our fights discreet
[22:34] <@MokouBee> But there would be fire.
[22:34] <Houraisan> Away from nosy spectators
[22:34] <Yukkureimu> suddenly fire, everywhere
[22:34] <Waki_Miko_Reimu> ...
[22:34] <@MokouBee> Exactly Yukkureimu
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Re: Yukkureimu IRC Archive

Postby Patchouli Knowledge » 19 Aug 2009 10:29

<ZaMeido> also...can I borrow the Oblivion Installer?
<OneWeekPatchouli> sure
<OneWeekPatchouli> enjoy losing 2 years of your life
<Yukkureimu> and negative roots of years
<OneWeekPatchouli> :V
<OneWeekPatchouli> that too
<ZaMeido> I'll come by tomorrow afternoon if nothing amazing happens
<Yukkureimu> that happens
<ZaMeido> quiet you
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