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Postby Yuugi Hoshiguma » 02 Jul 2010 22:47

Since Yukkureimu is retired, I feel the new bot deserves its own thread. So I'm going to christen the new thread with a moment in which RoboReimu completely and totally defused my rage with one single well-placed sentence.

[15:44] <@Raging_Miko> So how many of you remember a few months ago when my car wouldn't start on me
[15:44] * @Patchouli_Knowledge raises hand.
[15:44] <Lily_White> uhh..
[15:44] <@Patchouli_Knowledge> I kind of remember
[15:44] * Sanae raises hand
[15:44] * Lily_White keeps hand down
[15:44] <Lily_White> `=`
[15:44] <@Raging_Miko> And I was gone for like two hours while we waited for the AAA truck to get there
[15:44] <@Raging_Miko> In the heat
[15:44] <@Raging_Miko> And then when he got there it started just fine
[15:44] <@Raging_Miko> Well
[15:44] <Lily_White> it happened again?
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> Just now I was out on the same errand, moving money from one credit union to the other
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> I parked in the exact same parking spot in front of the second credit union
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> Went in and deposited my money, came back out
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> And ONCE AGAIN
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> It would not start
[15:45] <Lily_White> Clearly it's the parking spot
[15:45] <Lily_White> `-`
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> Only this time, it didn't start when the AAA guy got there, either.
[15:45] <+RoboReimu> it's being tsundere, but genuine about it
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> ...
[15:45] <Lily_White> LOL
[15:45] <@Raging_Miko> ...I am now officially terrified.
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Aya Shameimaru » 03 Jul 2010 11:44

[04:40] <Patchouli_Knowledge> I need to get inspired to post in Mysterious Masked Fellows
[04:40] * Shou hits Patchy with a two-by-four labelled "INSPIRATION"
[04:40] <Patchouli_Knowledge> ow. :<
[04:40] <RoboReimu> mukyu~ :<
[04:40] <Gengetsu> Patchou: Halo.
[04:41] <Shou> BE INSPIRED DAMMIT
[04:41] <Gengetsu> The Spartan on the left was a dead giveaway.
[04:41] * Patchouli_Knowledge hits robomiko with a two-by-four. "DON'T CORRECT ME BITCH"

This made me lol quiet a bit.
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Minoriko Aki » 03 Jul 2010 14:06

Minoriko> I'm 13
<Cleric-Parsee> if Remi sparkled, Yukari would visit
<Natsume_Orin> DON'T DESTROY MY IMAGE OF YOU BEING THE MOST CHARISMATIC
* Natsume_Orin cries
<RoboReimu> uu, i'm at a hotel right now~ Minoriko


... *cries*


EDIT: This came soon after.

<Kanako_Yasaka> I have the bun on ignore.
* Cleric-Parsee fries the bun
<All_Too_Charming_Sun_Fairy> It recently tried propositioning Minoriko for a motel meeting `-`
<Byakuren> it was doubly annihilated in response ¬¬#
<Minoriko> Yuuuup. ;~;
<Minoriko> Oh, oh, and it propositioned me for a motel meeting IMMEDIATELY after I said my age. ;_;
<RoboReimu> Minoriko especially when said shenanigans involve sanae, ahem
* Tenshi likes the bun and will not ignore its silly comments.
<Minoriko> .... WHAT? ;_;
<All_Too_Charming_Sun_Fairy> Now it wants you AND Sanae =<
<Tenshi> Wait what?!
<Tenshi> That came out of nowhere!!
<Tenshi> Perverted bun!!!
<Cleric-Parsee> i wonder what Reimu will say about this
* Byakuren glares at bun, starts chanting Light of Judgement
<Minoriko> The old bun was just fucking evil
<Minoriko> This one's a creepy perv
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Patchouli Knowledge » 04 Jul 2010 14:12

<@Patchouli_Knowledge> My name is painis cupcake
<@Patchouli_Knowledge> I will eat you.
<+RoboReimu> come eat at roboreimu's floortillas! whatever you say is true, then my connection should be in a good game
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Shingyoku » 04 Jul 2010 18:30

<Iku> I am a cruel cruel Oarfish
<+RoboReimu> i am your mod
<Neko_Yuki> Hi Youmu and Reisen~
<Lily_White> what bun?
<Iku> and 'lo Youmu and Rei-
<Bumbling_Reisen> No, Robun, just NO.
<Iku> WHAT?
<Shingyoku> Also- Oh God, no!

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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Yuyuko Saigyouji » 06 Jul 2010 18:25

<Yuyu> Youtube does not like my videos!
<Yuyu> ;_;
=-= Reimu_Hakurei is now known as Miko_the_Last_Donationbender
<RoboReimu> vuvuzela on youtube and she's more powerful than even satan!
<Yuyu> ...
=-= Minoriko is now known as MinorikoSkyping
<Full_Contact_Yamasports> Vuvuzelas more powerful than Satan 8D
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Shingyoku » 06 Jul 2010 19:46

<Neko_Yuki> I spy a Shingy~
<Sanae> Shingy is mine. MINE
* Shingyoku is claimed by Sanae!
<Neko_Yuki> Nuu! Is mine!
* Sanae glomps Shingy all for herself
<+RoboReimu> the shingy is mine
<Shingyoku> No, bun, you can't have me! Please, take me away from the bun!
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Rumia » 10 Jul 2010 02:49

[19:47] <Rumia> So Satori
[19:47] <Satori> you wouldn't also happen to go by Lacryma
[19:47] <Rumia> Let's do it. `-`
[19:47] <Satori> would you
[19:47] <RoboReimu> let's play faps
[19:47] <NyuChu77> o/
[19:47] <Rumia> NO BUN
[19:47] <Rumia> NO
[19:47] <Mokou> LAWL
[19:47] <Patchouli_Knowledge> hahaha
[19:47] <NyuChu77> lol
[19:47] <Yuyu> ...
[19:48] <Yuyu> BUUUUN
[19:48] <Betty> Yes, let's play faps.
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Kogasa Tatara » 10 Jul 2010 03:24

<Murasa> (everything's on youtube)
<Murasa> (even your mother kissing santa claus)
<LilyWhite> SCREW THE VAGINA, I HAVE A VAGINA
<LilyWhite> *shot*
<LilyWhite> `-`
<+RoboReimu> saying screw the bot
<LilyWhite> ...
<LilyWhite> WHAT
<NyuChu77> lol
<+RoboReimu> lol
<LilyWhite> NO BOT
<Murasa> screw the bot
<Murasa> go on lily
* LilyWhite shoves a screw into the bot
<LilyWhite> there
<Murasa> ...
<LilyWhite> I "screwed" the bot

<+RoboReimu> wriggle is a juvenile delinquent
<NyuChu77> Suika~
<Murasa> Oh! Suika :D
* LilyWhite cackles
<LilyWhite> WRIGGLE KICK
<LilyWhite> XD
* Murasa kickles
<Suika> What have I come back to? :o
<Murasa> WRIGGLE KICKLE
<Murasa> Nothing
<LilyWhite> The bot is horny, and it wanted me tos crew it
<Murasa> Just Lily being a Lily
<@Sanae> I don't know, but Wriggle needs a Kamen Rider scarf now
<LilyWhite> so I put a screw in it
<LilyWhite> `-`
<+RoboReimu> kamen rider dickhead uses a spell for detecting hidden weapons
* Tenshi (dual_punis@dm-32163.myviscom.com) has joined #touhou
<Murasa> hurr
<LilyWhite> .......
* LilyWhite XD
<LilyWhite> Oh god, bun is on a rol
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Lily White » 10 Jul 2010 23:42

[19:40:41] <Hey-An_Alien> Oh my god, she killed Alice!
[19:40:48] <Hey-An_Alien> You bastard!
[19:40:48] <Lily_White> YOU BASTARDS!
[19:40:49] <Lily_White> ...
[19:40:50] <Lily_White> fuck
[19:40:51] * Luna_Child (Mibbit@dm-19579.cpe.axion.ca) has joined #touhou
[19:40:51] <Lily_White> DAMMIT NUE!
[19:40:53] <+RoboReimu> have nue!
[19:40:56] <Lily_White> ...
[19:41:00] <Lily_White> Nue is now mine
[19:41:00] <Lily_White> :D
[19:41:02] <Hey-An_Alien> No, you can't!
[19:41:02] * Lily_White has Nue
[19:41:03] <Lily_White> <3
[19:41:04] <Hey-An_Alien> :<
[19:41:06] * Lily_White loves her tenderly
[19:41:09] <Spy_Yuki> Luna~
[19:41:09] <+RoboReimu> no, not really exploded, mindfucked
[19:41:10] * Bumbling_Reisen whaps Lily off, takes Nue away!
[19:41:13] <Lily_White> ...
[19:41:15] <Lily_White> What?
[19:41:18] * Spy_Yuki giggles
[19:41:19] <Hey-An_Alien> You what'd her off?
[19:41:21] <Lily_White> Why does this bot seem strangely coherent?
[19:41:23] <Bumbling_Reisen> ....
[19:41:25] <Lily_White> ...
[19:41:26] <Lily_White> Ah~n!
[19:41:37] * Bumbling_Reisen cleans hands thuroughly, then takes Nue away
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Shikieiki Yamaxanadu » 11 Jul 2010 15:16

[10:44] <Mystia> Yama!
[10:44] <Gumbo_Yama> Mizzyoo~
[10:44] <Neko_Yuki> Yama~!
[10:44] <+RoboReimu> cry, yama! cry for the whole
[10:44] <Gumbo_Yama> D88!! BUUUNNN
[10:44] <Neko_Yuki> ...
[10:44] <Gumbo_Yama> Thazz meeeaann D8


Dastardly `-`
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Iku Nagae » 11 Jul 2010 19:04

<Iku> allo Mystia
=-= Gumbo_Yama is now known as Sonne_Milch
<Mystia> Hi Iku!
<RoboReimu> an Iku weapon would be shitdiculous

You heard it here first guys. buy your 50.Cal Desert Oarfishes today

"they're SHITDICULOUS!"




<Rumia> YES
<Rumia> WE NEED A LETTY!@
<Sanae> Yes, we aren't very subtle
-->| Yukkureimu (Yukkureimu@dm-27370.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #touhou
<Rumia> ...
<Kryptik> D:
<Rumia> OH NOOOO
<Shinki_Bernkastel> NOOOOOOOOO!
<Sanae> Basically, Kryptik, you can take any character that is not red.
<Rumia> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Kogasa> BEES
<Iku> OH DEAR GOD
<Byakuren> I thought Tenshi had been thinking of apping Letty, too
<Kogasa> D:<
<Sanae> And WHAT. WHAAAAAAAT
<Yukkureimu> what.
<Shinki_Bernkastel> GET THAT OUT! GET THAT OOOOOOOOOOUT!
<Rumia> D<
<Yukkureimu> have bees in da channel
=-= Mode #touhou +v Yukkureimu by Homework_Miko_Reimu
<Kogasa> WHAT WHAT WHAT
<Yukkureimu> you're out!
<Rumia> KILL IT
<Kogasa> WHAT WHAT WHAT
<Kogasa> WHAT WHAT WHAT
<Rumia> NOOO
<Byakuren> he told me as much, at least
<Shinki_Bernkastel> REIMU!
<RoboReimu> the announcer gets da pingas!
<Rumia> IT PUT BEES IN THE CHANNEL!
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Shizuha Aki » 12 Jul 2010 00:09

Now that the other buns have left, we have this:

<@Sanae> Screw this computer
<+RoboReimu> i'm just saying screw the vagina, i have luck armor
<@Sanae> ...Whut?
<Koishi> ....
<Koishi> Wha?
<Betty> That must be like screwing the rules, as they say.
<Koishi> Or screwing anyting, I am Dicks after all
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RoboReimu Digest

Postby Yuugi Hoshiguma » 13 Jul 2010 09:22

[19:18] <Hinanai_Tenshi> I am not a troll, I am the highest being in this room!!
[19:18] <Hinanai_Tenshi> Even the bun acknowledges me!!
[19:18] <Epic_Troll> liar
[19:18] <Epic_Troll> that's Reimu
[19:18] <+RoboReimu> a reimu is happy, despite the donations!

[01:51] <@Yuugi_Hoshiguma> ATTN: #touhou
[01:51] <@Yuugi_Hoshiguma> *RAGING FIRE BEES*
[01:51] <@Yuugi_Hoshiguma> That is all
[01:51] <+RoboReimu> ban all faces!
[01:51] <@Yuugi_Hoshiguma> ...wat

[02:24] <Tenshi_MIRAIs> I'm taking a break, all this insulting of poor Aya is not very fun.
[02:24] <+RoboReimu> i'm taking a break, all this insulting of poor aya is not taiwan

[15:01] <Minoriko> I dunno if I've done it
[15:01] <Lily_White> you'll know shortly
[15:01] <+RoboReimu> you'll get poisoned!

[02:00] <RoboReimu> if anything else
[02:00] <RoboReimu> get to bed
[02:00] <@Awaymu_Hakaway> ...
[02:01] <@Awaymu_Hakaway> FUCK YOU BOT I'M GOING

[17:01] <Evil_Yuki> YOUR OPINION DOES NOT COUNT RABBIT
[17:01] <+RoboReimu> because rabbit ears are covered with saliva
[17:01] * Bumbling_Reisen will be vocal with them even if they do not count!
[17:01] <@Reimucard> ...
[17:01] <Bumbling_Reisen> ....
[17:01] <Bumbling_Reisen> #*$^$&
[17:01] <@Reimucard> WHAT BOT
[17:01] <Bumbling_Reisen> Fuck you bun!
[17:01] <Quin> My highlights!
[17:01] <+RoboReimu> went my sanity
[17:01] * Evil_Yuki bursts out laughing

[02:15] <Utsuho_Reiuji> :V
[02:15] <+RoboReimu> marry reimu
[02:15] <Utsuho_Reiuji> ...
[02:15] <@Awaymu_Hakaway> ...
[02:15] <Utsuho_Reiuji> Okay.
[02:15] * Utsuho_Reiuji marries Reimu
***** FOUR MINUTES LATER ****
[02:18] <@Awaymu_Hakaway> I DIDN'T WANT THIS WEDDING HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR SLEEPING AROUND ;_;
[02:19] <Utsuho_Reiuji> ROBUN SAID IT
[02:19] <Utsuho_Reiuji> NOT ME
[02:19] <+RoboReimu> the robun on yu~
[02:19] <Utsuho_Reiuji> ...
[02:19] <+RoboReimu> make me feel slow and predictable
[02:19] * @Awaymu_Hakaway choke
[02:19] <Utsuho_Reiuji> REIMU THAT THING IS EVIL
[02:19] <Flandre> Yes
[02:19] <Utsuho_Reiuji> IT'S FUCKING EVIL
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Re: RoboReimu Archive

Postby Yuugi Hoshiguma » 13 Jul 2010 09:25

You know, I think I've decided.

Yukkureimu was more of just a violent and hateful little bastard.

RoboReimu is a troll. And it is sitting there mocking us all.
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